Cheesecake Factory's Chicken Littles

Chicken tenders are awesome.  There's no pesky bone getting all that goodness.  Cheesecake Factory serves up a heck of a tender or "littles" as they call them.

Take a look at this plate you get.  A crapload of chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, and three dipping sauces.  You probably can't tell by looking at the picture, but this is a massive plate of food.  There's so much chicken, you almost can't see the mashed potatoes.  Seriously, this is a two-person serving.  In other words, don't let the price scare you, because you'll be getting your money's worth.


The chicken is juicy and crispy.  The texture is good.  It's good enough to eat without the sauce, but should you be interested, you'll be dealing with ketchup, barbeque, and honey mustard.

Then, you have the sides.  The mashed potatoes are what you'd expect.  Potatoes that are mashed.  The corn, on the other hand, is something unexpected.  It's peppered, but there's a strong taste of something else I can't identify.  It's not bad.  It's quite good, in fact.  I just don't know what it is.

As mentioned before, it's a monstrous plate of food.  That means the calorie count is equally monstrous, assuming you care about that.  Almost 80% of your suggested daily intake, to be exact.  Make sure you have an empty stomach before you order.  It'll be a stomach-bulging experience.  And more impotantly, it's better than crack.

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