Russell Stover Hearts
So, you're looking for a Valentine's Day gift, but don't want to get the same old stuff. Cards, flowers, and jewelry are the path of losers with no imagination. If you really want your significant other to smile, slide them a Russell Stover Heart. These babies are made of a thick layer of chocolate covering whatever they feel like making it cover. It could be caramel. It could be cherry filling. Heck, it could be even more chocolate. You can even play a game with them. Simply unwrap a bunch of them, put them in a box, and give it to your loved one. They'll never know what's inside, but they'll always know it's good. Instead of getting that special someone a dozen rose or a card, give them a dozen of these. They'll appreciate it more. You may even get laid. Chocolate is better than stuff you can't eat. It's also better than crack.